Or: The more the Army changes, the more it remains the same.
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I was offered the opportunity to deploy to support Desert Storm. "I'm a Korean linguist, what'll I be doing, guarding the SCIF?"
"No, driving a truck."
"Did that on an exercise in Egypt, I'd rather storm Baghdad, it'd be safer."