Except it's not my actual hometown, 'cuz the day for claiming that about Detroit is several decades past.*
My Hometown Is Better Than Yours « Rottin' in Denmark
And not a caption is hyperbole. Not a one. Including the ones about how great the Seattle city government and traffic are.
Comments are a hot, as well.
h/t MRS at Random Nuclear Strikes.
*And would read more like Chuck Norris Facts: "Detroit is so bad that when Al Capone tried to move his operation there, the Purple Gang scared him away. Not only that, he paid them to come whack people who really pissed him off."