- Driving while talking on your cell phone is illegal in Washington State.
- The speed limit in most parking lots is 10 MPH, although in some it is 5.
- When you see someone stopped in a parking lot, with their left turn signal on, waiting to turn into a vacant parking space, common courtesy, not to mention decency, would dictate that you not park in that space.
- Parking your Lexus EarthRaper SUV straddling two parking spaces, so that no one else can use either, right in front of a high-traffic store (like the UPS Store), exceeds merely "rude" and reaches out-and-out self-centered asshole status.
It.I hope you're haunted by CS Lewis, who can explain "Mere Christianity" to you.
*License plate number partially redacted on advice of counsel.