...and I can honestly say that, to the best of my knowledge, I never ate dog meat. (Or dog "meet", as the sign at that charming little traditional restaurant by the subway stop near 8th Army Headquarters put it. In 8 languages.)
Unlike His Imperial Majesty, Barack Hussein Obama, who apparently made a big F'in deal about it in one of his numerous auto-biographies.
Maybe he'll claim Bill Ayers made it all up...
UPDATE: This is oh, so wrong, but oh, so FRICKIN' HILARIOUS! Dog, Interrupted: Obama To Host Culinary Adventure Show