So, I just received notification that a thread on The Firing Line that I had subscribed to had a new reply.
Logging in--mirable dictu, I remember my old password!--I realized I have not visited there in one day shy of four years.
And I've had a private message waiting for me there since July of 2010...
Sigh. If AnadarkoS is out there, somewhere, shoot me an email, I'll forward you the .pdf if you haven't found it.