Help! I've been cuddled by cats and I can't get up!

This photo on Lolcats is titled And God Said, "Let There Be Cats" - Cheezburger

Woke up this morning at odd angles, with a car inside each angle.  It's nice when they want to cuddle up close, but they tend to cuddle so close that the move parts of me around, and when they each cuddle up so close that the move parts around, I almost suspect they're shilling for a chiropractor...

A couple of cups of coffee, a few ibuprofen, and I'll be ready to go see if the RUMINT of ammo at the local Super WalMart is true...

ETA:  The RUMINT re: Ammo @Wally World may have been true earlier this week, but it is no longer.  I haz a sad...