Wednesday, June 4, 2014

The Marketeers have Weird Ideers

Well, it sort of scans...

Consider the following ideas:
  • What idjit decided that milk shakes have to have whipped cream and a cherry on top?
    • At least Jack's minions give you the option; Ronald's serfs just hand it to you that way, like it not.  I think the redhead's do, as well.
  • Some buffoon is marketing (on Amazon) a black electric toothbrush as "the ultimate Father's Day gift."
  • Finally:  Look, Gevalia, we know that you're using that Fabio clone to try and sell women on the idea that your over-roasted Euro-coffee is sexy, but...
    • ...A cup of coffee is sometimes called a "cuppa Joe", which means what you're trying to peddle would NOT be a "cup of Johann" but a "cup of Sepp."

3 comments:

DaddyBear said...

Is coffee. Is fine.

Brigid said...

Now you've gone and ruined the surprise, I was so hoping he'd love the toothbrush :-)

D.W. Drang said...

Well, it IS tacticool black!