A sign of the End Times?

It's a trifecta of advertising horrible!

The new faux-Colonel Sanders!

Hannah and her Horse!

And that creepy King of Hamburgers, back from exile!

It's enough to make me go Elvis on the boob tube.

That moment when...

...you see that a new comment was posted on your low-traffic blog, and you think "Oh, boy, someone visited!" and it turns out to be a spammer who leaked past the blocker...