Showing posts with label groan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label groan. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Saturday, April 20, 2013

A note on geography

My reaction on reading this was... unprintable:
Statement of the Ambassador of the Czech Republic on the Boston terrorist attack | Embassy of the Czech Republic in Washington, D.C.

Statement of the Ambassador of the Czech Republic on the Boston terrorist attack

19.04.2013 / 21:27

As many I was deeply shocked by the tragedy that occurred in Boston earlier this month. It was a stark reminder of the fact that any of us could be a victim of senseless violence anywhere at any moment.

As more information on the origin of the alleged perpetrators is coming to light, I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

As the President of the Czech Republic Miloš Zeman noted in his message to President Obama, the Czech Republic is an active and reliable partner of the United States in the fight against terrorism. We are determined to stand side by side with our allies in this respect, there is no doubt about that.

Petr Gandalovič
Ambassador of the Czech Republic
 I'd like to apologize to Czechs everywhere on behalf of Americans who have a clue for those who don't.

Monday, December 10, 2012

I think I see your problem

So, following a link from Tam and through Roberta, I learned that, indeed, the US Government does have a blog of it's own.
Here's the header for the web pages of domain "USA.gov":









"Government Made Easy."

Didn't you always suspect they read "Government For Dummies?" and thought the cartoons were "How-to's", not mockery?

And how much does the job of "Government Blogger" pay? 

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Must be the heat

Because, while I'd be lying if I claimed that I'd never. Come up with one like this, Mrs. Drang will confirm that I'd never inflict it on the public except under unusual circumstances:
It is common to use religious metaphors when refering to the medical profession, but when that status is formalized, new titles will be necessary.
For example, the High Priest of the Renal Department will be the Flamen Dialysis...

Friday, November 26, 2010

The Morning After The Feast Before

Yesterday afternoon Mrs. Drang discovered that we had run out of some key ingredient for Thanksgiving dinner , and I needed to run to the store and get more.

While there, I wandered by the bakery department and picked up some scones for breakfast.

But Mrs. Dang doesn't want a scone, so I guess sconers strive in vain.

(Do you gain or lose points if the bad pun is obscure...?)(And I should have gone on about how they processed the makings so well, they were so light and airy, but "Sconers sieve in vain."  Darn.)