Gonna have to re-write the old filk song

I'm thinking maybe

I went to the Worldcon L4 in '24
And I was the firstest Trufan in the door!
At that point of LaGrange
The gravity's mighty strange
You can drink a quart of Tully¹ and have some more!²

(TTTO "The Liar".)

• BBC News - Trojan asteroid seen in Earth's orbit by Wise telescope
• Earth/'s Trojan asteroid : Nature : Nature Publishing Group

h/t the Heinlein Forum on Facespace.

(Don't nobody tell Bill about this, he gets downright irrational on the topic of filkers...)

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1.  Tullamore Dew whisky.  Very popular with filksingers.
2.  IIRC, the original went thusly:
I went to the Worldcon L5 in '05
And I was the firstest Trufan to arrive!
At that point of LaGrange
The gravity's mighty strange
You can drink a quart of Tully and survive!
I could be wrong, I haven't done any filking in 20 years, +/-.
Then again, we're talking filk music here, so who cares if I'm wrong?