Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Overheard in the office

Me: I'm going back to Admin to use the assault copier.
Partner: The what?
Me: The High Capacity Fully Automatic Assault Copier, back in Admin, next to the High Capacity Fully Automatic Assault Shredder.
Partner (retired Air Force NCO): You Army guys are weird.
Me: You're just jealous because you weren't in the military.

Note to current and former Zoomies  everywhere:  I mean that in the most affectionate, respectful way possible.  Well, okay, not the most, that would be creepy.


Steve said...

That was epic.

NotClauswitz said...

At least you have an office!