Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Overheard in the office

Me: I'm going back to Admin to use the assault copier.
Partner: The what?
Me: The High Capacity Fully Automatic Assault Copier, back in Admin, next to the High Capacity Fully Automatic Assault Shredder.
Partner (retired Air Force NCO): You Army guys are weird.
Me: You're just jealous because you weren't in the military.

Note to current and former Zoomies  everywhere:  I mean that in the most affectionate, respectful way possible.  Well, okay, not the most, that would be creepy.

2 comments:

Steve said...

That was epic.

NotClauswitz said...

At least you have an office!