So, apparently there's about to be a big sportsball tournament. And, in order to show support for our team, we are supposed to boycott cheese. But, not only are my favorite cheeses not made in their state, they're made in this state or the one to the immediate south. But that doesn't count because these states are known for airplanes and software and coffee and running shoes and outdoor gear and knives, not cheese.
The pizza's gonna be kinda weird tomorrow, because the arbiters of sportsball fan loyalty have decreed that, in fact, the cheesemakers are not blessed.
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