Carmudgeing, get? Being curmudgeonly about cars?
See my previous post, and put the studded tires back in the garage.
Also, if you're going to drive such a small car I don't see it until I'm halfway into the parking space, you shouldn't pull so far in. Also, consider one if those 6' bright orange flags for bicycles.
Dude, if the bumper is scraping the tire, do without a bumper.
Seen in a local newspaper: Street parking turning into bus and bicycle lanes. No shit. And Seattlites wonder why we avoid their socialist hellhole.