Sunday, December 6, 2015

The Emperor's Speech

So, I looked at the transcript of His Imperial Majesty, Barack Hussein Obama's speech.

For anyone else who couldn't be bothered to tune in his blather -- unless they were waiting to see if he was going to pull a Heidi on Sunday Night Football -- I herewith provide the TL;DR version:
  1. We shall continue our current, highly successful strategy in the war on terror.
  2. The No Fly List we all hated 10 years ago for it's secretive nature and lack of due process would be just dandy if we added "can't lawfully own a gun" to "can't take a commercial flight."
  3. If Congress doesn't act to restrict the right of law-abiding Americans to own certain guns we think are icky then they're a bunch of poopy-heads.

2 comments:

LibertyNews said...

Thanks for doing this service and taking one for the team :) I can't bring myself to even click on a link to the transcript.

D.W. Drang said...

It was practically content-free. ;-)