Anyway. According to the "Which LOLcat Are You test?" at OK Cupid,
I am
Sad Cookie CatAffection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 51 to 100
You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.
I must have been having a bad day. "Bad grammar?" Surely a base canard! Just because I can't type worth a darn...
Mrs. Drang is
Lion Warning CatAffection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 0 to 50
You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
Ratbane is
Longcat
Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50
Protector of truth.
Slayer of darkness.
Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
Um, okay...
(For one thing, Ratbane is pure black. More importantly, Ratbane is, well, not long. Now, if there was a Stockycat...)
And, last and least, so to speak, Sparrowbane is
HappycatAffection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 0 to 50
Hunger: 0 to 50
Protector of truth.
Slayer of darkness.
Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
Um, okay...
(For one thing, Ratbane is pure black. More importantly, Ratbane is, well, not long. Now, if there was a Stockycat...)
And, last and least, so to speak, Sparrowbane is
Affection: 51 to 100
Excitability: 51 to 100
Hunger: 51 to 100
Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.
(Sigh. Sparrowbane will quite happily take a cheezeburger, but as for never touching the internetz again--just try and keep him off the keyboard! I dare you!)
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