Here's your chance

To have your say:

The Department of Homeland Security's Quadrennial Homeland Security Review is coming up, and you can give your input here.

• Think TSA should only screen people wearing keffiyas and burkas? Or maybe they should be strip-searching everyone?
  
• Or maybe you think hardening the cockpit doors was sufficient and we can forget about all that other so-called security stuff as "Security theater."
• Believe we should open the gates wide and let in anyone who wants to come?
• Or maybe you think ICE should shoot all illegal aliens on sight?
• Should Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms be the name of a convenience store, or the government agency that is going to save us all from The Evil Guns?
• FEMA: Federal disaster response/relief coordinating agency, or manager of secret concentration camps?
• REAL ID: Reasonable effort at standardization, or Mark of Cain?
• Veterans: Heroic patriots, or right-wing extremist wing nuts?

Obviously, if you do participate in their "dialogue", that you actually have more or less constructive things to say, as opposed to, you know, snarky comments as above...

Hat tip to Mrs. Drang's friend Anne O'Nomous.