Only if they read The Cluemeter...

For my thousandth blogpost, I give you yet more idiocy:

Internet access 'a human right'
 
Almost four in five people around the world believe that access to the internet is a fundamental right, a poll for the BBC World Service suggests.

The survey - of more than 27,000 adults across 26 countries - found strong support for net access on both sides of the digital divide.

They'd just waste the bandwidth on pr0n anyway...