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Phil passes on a National Health Warning from email:

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea-Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea-Lectim. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It’s sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don’t engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and now Michigan, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.