Beware!--UPDATE!

Over the past week or so it has come to my attention that there seems to be some sort of brain parasite going around.  It manifests itself by

1. Causing the victim to forget what a Green Light means, and 
2. Causing the victim to lose use of the Right, or Dexter (AKA "GAS") Foot.

While it is unknown whether rehabilitation or therapy may be efficacious, the urge to shoot the victims should probably be resisted...

UPDATE:  Apparently this syndrome also causes the victims to forget the proper response to large, brightly painted, shiny trucks with flashy lights and making sireny sounds while traveling at high speed...