Apparently, the His Imperial Majesty's increasingly-Orwellian named Department of Justice is thinking of making talking in a movie theater mandatory.
So that, as Tamara says, blind people can go to the moving pictures.
(I should probably note that I was being a teensy bit unfair; this proposal originated in 2008 under President Bush. But that doesn't make it any less stupid to ahead with it. One would think that, having gotten elected on the platform of "I'm not him!", that His Imperial Majesty would try and avoid the really silly things that popped up.)
(I'll be here all week, folks...)