I posted that one back in '08.
The version most are familiar with:
Very popular here in Pugetopolis, it was impossible to find until an unnamed local music-loving millionaire bought the rights to
Not really feelin' it, myself. The holiday spirit, that is. I mentioned auto and house repairs a while back; then Ratbane got an ear infection and a sleep-over at the vet's, that $tretched to three night$, then those household repairs I mentioned led to moving to my father-in-law's house in too little time, so seasonal decorations consist of boxes full of everything, everywhere--so, unless you live nearby AND helped us move, your gifts are here, somewhere, and you'll get them, eventually--and now Mrs. Drang is feeling poorly.
But, things could be worse.
And, anyway, I confess I tend to agree with Carteach0 on Scrooge and The Grinch.