An assistant then came over and told her that more than one lime was deemed a weapon - because the citric acid could be squirted in someone's eye.Once again, I am thankful that my ancestors escaped what was once England, but would be allowed to degenerate into a land where even sheep could rule.
Churchill's, Kipling's, Chesteton's, et al's, remains have long flown apart into their constituent atoms, from exceeding maximum rotational velocity.
UPDATE: The store is now claiming that the cash register had "a glitch", and the assistant manager of the store had a "sub-lime sense of humor." Source, h/t. Pretty sure that 'graf wasn't in the story as I originally read it, but it says it was updated 11/21. I'd like to think I'd've noticed that, what with the horrible puns. OTOH, it is all too believable...
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