Probably the funniest God-damned thing I read all week

Courtesy Malkin:

“As an American, and as a human being, I have a responsibility to not push — to not force anybody to do anything but to explain what I think and to educate people to the extent of what I believe that would be in their self-interest. And I think there are certain — lots of kinds of dangerous activities — if you want to do it, they may be things that I wouldn’t choose to do, but I would protect your rights to do that.”
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

I seriously believe that this will win the award as the Most Ironic Statement of 2013. Also Most Self-Absorbed, Most Hypocritical, and Most Laughable.