Monday, March 10, 2008

"Bidding has ended for this item..."


"The Ultimate Clinton Political Machine"

I'm trying to decide which feature I like best. Is it the ALGORE Not Too Bright Screw Loose Eco-Friendly Headlight?
The Kennedy Compound Fuel Cell? ("This baby will hold up to one gallon of Ethanol and oil...")
The LEFT ONLY Turn Signal?
The LEFT TURN ONLY Steering Lockout?
Maybe it's the Paint and Finish: "This moped comes in Democratic Blue State Blue or the ever Popular Lewinski Blue Dress Blue!"

I dunno. Is making fun of Bill and Hill too easy?

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