"Lieutenant! Get Away From The Server!"

While double-checking some facts re: Sarah Palin's alleged inexperience, I looked at the Alaska National Guards website and found the following item:

Newsflash 2
Yesterday all servers in the U.S. went out on strike in a bid to get more RAM and better CPUs. A spokes person said that the need for better RAM was due to some fool increasing the front-side bus speed. In future, busses will be told to slow down in residential motherboards.