Oh, Barf!

Several blogs have latched on to this piece of tripe:
WARNING! FOLLOWING VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE EASILY ENRAGED OR NAUSEATED!

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge


You watched it anyway, didn't you? Don't say I didn't warn you. Took the cats half an hour to come back into the house after I made the mistake...

IowaHawk has posted what he says is a rush transcript of the thing here. ROFLMAO. (By the way, check out the video he has here of the mess left behind on the National Mall after The Ascension.)

Breitbart pledges to ridicule self-important so-called celebrities here. Not that there's a snowball's chance in hell of any of the preening peacocks even acknowledging any of his points.

Powerline's take here.

And here, Laurel over at Politics, Guns, and Beer points out what those geniuses at the blogs above apparently missed, which was the loathsome dregs of humanity in the video pledging to "serve" His Imperial Majesty, Barack Hussein Obama, The Funkalicious.

See, aside from the whole electing him on the basis of his father's origin and his association with the ever-corrupt Chicago political machine and never having accomplished anything other than getting elected to office, and never really having done much with previous offices he held, and the fact that he seems to really, really want to crap on the Constitution, and transform America into a socialist anthill, one of the things that bothers me the most about His Funkaliciousness is the way his acolytes have absolutely no sense of proportion, or connection with reality.

What really annoys me the most, though? George Carlin called it "The Fascism of the Smiley Face."

"Smile, Drang!"

Well, maybe I am smiling.

Or, you know what? Screw you, I don't feel like smiling. Get over it.