Friday, February 6, 2009

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Progressive Light Bulb Jokes, at The People's Cube.*

Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Hoping that it would change is quite enough.

Q: How many autoworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17 at GM, Ford and Chrysler; 1 at Honda, Hyundai and Toyota.

Q: How many Chicago pols does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: F--- you, what am I gettin' outta this?

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's burnt out on the Republican side, so we're not changing it.

Q: How many MSM journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No need, Obama is the Light.

And more!

*Source of the slogan "Had enough of your paycheck? Vote Democrat!"**
**Which reminds me, Tamara tells us that JR of the Texas Tattler says
No wonder Democrats don't mind raising our taxes. They apparently don't pay any.

1 comment:

Home on the Range said...

I'm not sure who said it, but I always loved the sentiment -

"What will the socialists do when they run out of other peoples money?"