Monday, November 14, 2011

Smooth move, America-hating tree huggers Ex-lax!

Harper Tells Obama Canada Will Sell Oil to Asia Since His Administration Delayed Pipeline (Obama Loses Another 1 Million US Jobs)

Note to watermelons everywhere:  Congratulations, no pipeline from Alberta, Canada to Texas.

Instead, there'll be a pipeline from Alberta to Vancouver, British Columbia, where the oil will be loaded on supertankers, which will then sail to China.

Your idiot, Luddite objections to oil from a free nation, our neighbors, because of "OMG!!!  Pipelines are EEEEEE-vil!  and Daaangerous!!!!!" results in a pipeline ANYWAY!  PLUS, as a bonus, SUPERTANKERS! 'Cuz everyone knows how safe those are, right?

Plus, since that socialist you twits put in the White House refuses to allow expansion of drilling within the US, we have to buy oil from such freedom-loving nations as Saudi Arabia, which then ships it to us... that's right, SUPERTANKERS!!!

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