Self-inflicted Earworm

So, I'm sitting here with a cat in my lap and surfing, half-listening to some non-military show on The Military Channel about some lost city of ancient Egypt, and the narrator is talking about what a naughty man Pharaoh Ptolemy VIII was, and I suddenly realized I was singing to myself

I'm Ptolemy the Eighth I am,
Ptolemy the Eighth I am, I am...

And now you are, too.

You're welcome.